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chiQ Chat in IRC by
Whiplash
at Challenge-NZ
Session Start: Fri Aug 11
18:48:25 2000 <Whiplash> oooh
<chiQ>
:) <Whiplash> Right then <chiQ> hehehe * Whiplash reaches into his little bag of tricks <chiQ> uhoh <Whiplash> What made you agree to do this interview naked?
<chiQ>
I kind of hoped you'd be bringing the pineapple... <Whiplash> Strangely enough I do... <chiQ> go figure <Whiplash> Ok then, If you were to be stranded on an island, naked, with a CHNZ columnist - who would it be?
<chiQ>
Oooh so many choices <Whiplash> Be adventurous... <chiQ> yeah well hard to be anything but naked on a desert island...um, I'd go for you...you'd always have a goat handy and they produce feta in a round about kind of way...DaFlash because he's so pretty...scenery is important, and I think Cinclant, because he's just such a fruitloop.....entertainment you know <Whiplash> I'll remember to pack the anal eze then... Ok, Whats with the Q?
<chiQ>
Well I was just going to be chick, then I invented the
term chiQ for a
NZGames discussion that was going on late last
year...chick + Q = chiQ :. Q playing chick...it grew on me <Whiplash> Is there anything else growing on you? <chiQ> Yeah, I have two very malignant growths..They resemble sp00ties and they tend to hamper my pool/snooker styles...A real pain <Whiplash> Are they real? <chiQ> yep, grew them myself <Whiplash> *cough* <chiQ> :Þ <Whiplash> And now a question from the silly party - What do you think of the attention female gamers get because of the relative lack of them in this sticky cesspool of male gooeyness? <chiQ> It depends on the nature of the attention. Some guys get all swampy and that kind of makes me wonder what kind of lives they lead; this is before they know what I look like or what kind of person I am. Others are a bit antagonistic. I think they're assuming I'm in it for the attention. I'm not. I have a gib fettish. Most of the guys I LAN with treat me like one of the boys...they're the people I stick with. I'm considering having a strapadictomy to fit in with to fit in with the crew on NZG :) <Whiplash> Thats going to require a lot of surgery, what with Ab being how he is... now - As a woman, do you find yourself using the term 'sp00tie' to describe men, or women? <chiQ> both...why discriminate? A sexy person is a sexy person regardless of their tackle...aside from that the finer points of male anatomy are gross...at least there's a total beauty to chicks...it's all internal or pretty with us *grin*. Most women I know can appreciate a good rack for what it is, but your average guy will balk at admiring a tight male tusche. Their loss.
<Whiplash>
Speaking of bottys,
<chiQ>
owned
<Whiplash>
uhm...
<chiQ>
MUAHAHAHA
<Whiplash>
LOOK! OVER THERE! <chiQ> Q3...tis my bag baybee :Þ <Whiplash> Whats your favourite weapon then? HUH?!?@! <chiQ> SG. I like the RG and RL, but the SG is my weapon of choice when I'm on form.
<Whiplash>
mmm form... <chiQ> Heh, well I asked for chiQ.net.nz the shorthand way ("can I get chiQ net please?") and GoosE_ ( naturally I'm with paradise.net) went off and got chiQ.net, which is even better. Oh hold on, you mean the site yeah? <Whiplash> Yeah... i'm giving you an opportunity to pimp your new site :)
<chiQ>
Hmm I was aiming for it to be the HO site, but I prefer
BaM's concept for the next site, so I canned it. chiQ.net
the site has been sitting on my HDD since the beginning of
the year, so when I discovered skinning and was looking
for a site (almost asked
CHNZ for hosting) I quite by accident stumbled on the
files in my projects Dir...go figure :) <Whiplash> Sweet, two questions here - how long have you been skinning and if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
<chiQ>
I've been skinning since about May. All three of my skins
are on chiQ.net. I kind of stopped for a month or so, so I
don't have much to show yet.
<Whiplash>
Aww :(
<chiQ>
both...I'm a child of the seventies so I grew up on Kiss
and the Pistols. Now I get into trance quite
severely...great for gimping to :) <Whiplash> Now, where were you before coming to NZ? Any interesting(kinky) stories to tell of your homeland?
<chiQ>
I was born in Sweden, but my parents went to Samoa when I
was a baby for a while, then back here. I've been back
twice, once in '79, once in '90. It's a pretty cool
culture, though very heavily socialist. I imagine the
reforms brought in for the EU have shaken a few
establishments. No more government monopolies for Sverige
:) <Whiplash> Nothing kinky? Come on, its Sweden...!!
<chiQ>
though...
<Whiplash> What a classy country...
<chiQ>
So there's porn for
Africa on cable, but Robocop was about half an hour long <Whiplash> speaking of which, Would you be willing to participate in an experiment for my nutsack freshener? ;) <chiQ> Hmmm maybe... <Whiplash> hah sweet :D
<chiQ>
what does it involve? <Whiplash> Uhm... uh... nothing too major, and the video camera is for documentation purposes only - and will not be released to any pr0n sites... <chiQ> Oh, well that's ok then...so long as it won't be distributed...
<Whiplash>
Of course not...
<chiQ>
Well, the purist in me resents him, but quite frankly I
find 3PO just as enervating <Whiplash> ... and just what *is* a muppet exactly?
<chiQ>
something I find it hard to take seriously...yoda was
marginal, but I forgave Lucas that little mess-up because
yoda had a cool sense of humour...Jar-jar was pure
slapstick and he dressed badly...WTF was real life retro
doing in a Star Wars epic? <Whiplash> Well at least there weren't any Ewoks... <chiQ> Yes, I thank the gods regularly for that. They would make good Q3 characters though. I'm sure I'd get more frags if they were my target (hear that rungy; I need an ewok player model for Q3) <Whiplash> Eee chi wowa! <chiQ> *wibble* <Whiplash> Ok, moving right along - What do you think of ProMode?
<chiQ>
I like it <Whiplash> What would you enjoy doing most if air control existed in RealLife physics?
<chiQ>
Ooooh, now there's an idea <Whiplash> Ok well confine it to the bedroom then... <chiQ> I could go on all day, but I think it'd warp the CHNZ readers' fragile little minds. <Whiplash> I think I play a large part in that every day, I don't think they'd mind a little extra warping :)
<chiQ>
It'd add a whole new
meaning to the phrase " going ballistic" <Whiplash> I'm afraid I missed that, but I have seen a Chinese Torture Chamber Story...
<chiQ>
Think Wire Fu with sp00ties <Whiplash> aw shucks... <chiQ> ;) <Whiplash> Ok then, last question - What do you think of LanIT, and will you make an appearance?
<chiQ>
Well, right now I'm not in a position to have any fun -
Nasty RealLife crap - but when I'm solvent again I'd be
keen. The whole concept of it rocks. I will support it in
any way I can, lets put it that way. DaFlash gets kudos
for the initiative, and those who're involved should get a
big wuffle too. Very cool :) <Whiplash> Sweet, well I hope this RL poo goes away soon then. <chiQ> thanks <Whiplash> Thanks for this, its been the best cyber i've ever had...
<chiQ>
you're welcome <Whiplash> Need a tissue? <chiQ> nah I have a towel thanks <Whiplash> Got a spare one? <chiQ> yeah, but it's swampy...you'd be better of using your tissue <Whiplash> okee dokee artichokee :)
<chiQ>
:)
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