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Dear Mynx - Embarrassment Spotlight

Originally posting from Dear Mynx
PlanetQuake - 1998

"When I was in the first grade I was a little goody two-shoes.  Because of this, my teacher appointed me girls' bathroom monitor.  As the bathroom monitor, I was required to stand outside the bathroom and keep and eye on everyone coming in and out until they were all done going. Of course one of the rules for the bathroom monitors was that we were not allowed to use the bathroom until everyone else was done.  On Wednesday of my first week, I stood in front of the bathroom eagerly waiting for the other kids to finish. 

I suddenly realized, I had to pee REALLY BAD.  After a few minutes my legs started shaking and all I could hear was water running and toilets flushing.  Regardless, I was determined not to abandon my post!  I bent over and danced around and more kids came and went, and before I knew it I felt a small, warm stream running down my leg.

Thinking quickly, I hopped up and sat on the edge of the hand washing sink. As more kids passed by I let it all fly right through my Winnie the Poo undies. When I was done, I rinsed out the sink, stood up, and waited for everyone to go back in the classroom.  I ran into the bathroom, pulled off my Winnie the Poo undies, rung them out, and crumpled them up into a little ball.  I ran back into the classroom and stuffed them into the dark recesses of my desk.  Later that day my teacher took me out into the hallway and asked me why I had not told her I needed to go so bad -- I guess the smell had given my secret away!  I explained about the importance of the bathroom monitor and all, but she didn't buy it.

She sent me home sans underwear to a very pissed off mom. That's a day my family will never let me live down!"

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